Round III of the Fairy Tale Balloon Poll ended in a tie! Instead of begging more people to vote, I as the quizmaster have decided to host a CAGED MATCH TIEBREAKIN' FIGHT TO THE DEATH between Hansel and the Princess of the Pea. Oh, that's right. This party is about to go off the effin' reservation, kids ( Read more... )

Round One: Cinderella's stepmother
Round Two: Prince Charming

"Any minute now, if it's all right with Charming here," says the Beast through clenched and impressive incisors.

"Princess," begins Charming in a rather puffy way, "this glorified mongrel must be at least five hundred pounds. I trust that makes your decision easy."

"Her decision?" ( Read more... )

Round One: Cinderella's stepmother

"I vote you," says the Beast carefully. "And I'll have you know that this condition was brought about by nasty and insensitive behavior, in case that gives you pause."

"It doesn't," answers Cinderella's stepmother. "And for Heaven's sake, I was talking about her!" She points one truly knuckled finger at Baba ( Read more... )

( I so was not kidding before. And I thank you for your input! Some people were disqualified for not being from fairy tales, or for me not knowing enough about them, or silly stuff like that. You should play anyway though. It'll be fun.)

roz-mcclure: [note: all science in this is shit. because it is a balloon poll, and therefore about the most important ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, roz-mcclure did a Shakespeare Balloon Poll.

And once upon another time, I was born a vicious copycat.

So here we are.

roz-mcclure: [note: all science in this is shit. because it is a balloon poll, and therefore about the most important questions of human survival, like, "who would you push out first, the loyal sidekick or the dashing antagonist?" ( Read more... )